I'm not a conventional woman by any stretch of the imagination, and the idea of spending December in city centres at Christmas markets sounds like my personal version of Hell; so let's do literally anything else!
Pick One: Cosy Day in Bed
As someone who doesn't celebrate Christmas, I'd much rather spend December keeping as far away from the absolute chaos and carnage as humanly possible.
So, the idea of getting a nice hotel room and lounging our day away in bed; switching our focus from the TV, to room service, to each other over and over again - sounds like a wintery day blissfully spent to me.
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Pick Two: A Quiet Chilly Walk
Spending time in nature is one of my absolute favourite pastimes, even in the Winter!
There's something about wandering through a quiet woodland that will always provoke impure thoughts; I forever find myself wrestling with the delinquent urge to get down and dirty both figuratively and literally as we stumble our way around fallen leaves and muddy footpaths.
Top Location Picks:
Hampstead Heath, London
Pick Three: Our Dirty Little Secret
I really and truly don't know what it is about the Festive Season that puts me so in the mood to pull committed individuals away from all of their responsibilities, but distracting the attention of someone else's partner and keeping their mind occupied from the familial expectations of the Holidays is on my sexual bucket list every single year, and I usually get what I want.
Whether you're avoiding dinner with the in-laws, bailing on gift shopping for your other half, or just in the mood to warm up December by playing with fire, I guarantee to entertain your desperate urges to escape the mundane prison of monogamy.
Top Activity Picks:
Have me in your shared bed whilst they're out
Sneak away on Christmas Day
Escape gift shopping and get frisky in the car park with me
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